Ravings of the Mad Titan
"Death is with me every second of the day! My every moment is spent in either dealing out Death or worshiping it! So tell me, WHO under the stars is better suited than I to be Death's consort?" ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Welcome humans! I am Thanos of Titan. You have entered my sanctuary so tread lightly. But be welcome to look upon my many trophies I have taken over the countless years traversing the deep Universe I have upon my wall.
Posts tagged avengers
If the Guardians of the Galaxy movie they’re talking about actually happens, I need them to include Farmer Thanos. In some way, shape or form.
If I can gain the loving attention of Death, then farming shall be child’s play…
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“To challenge them is to court death.”
How did I not get this reference until the fourth time I watched the film?
Especially considering Thanos’ creeper smile.
If you thought Loki had flawed reasoning for invading Earth, just wait ‘til Thanos starts cracking human skulls to catch the eye of a pretty lady.
Is there any other reason?
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I think that went right over Thor’s thick head.
Asgardians. Not the quickest of wit. Especially Odin’s Son….
Wonder Woman , Power Girl , Supergirl , Stargirl , Angel , Green Lantern , Psylocke , Songbird , Wonder Woman , Ms Marvel … DC comics and Marvel comics
Oh. My. Gawd.
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Reasons to be excited for Thanos in Avengers 2
This fly mofo is fucking throwing SPIDER-MAN at THE THING
HOW MUCH MORE BADASS CAN YOU GET??
This is the only reason anybody needs. Ever.
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Thanos wants to fuck Death. So he figrues SHIT, I BET SHE’LL GET WET AS HELL IF I SLAUGHTER EVERY SINGLE LIING THING IN THE UNIVERSE.
He then gathers the Infinity gems, these gems of extreme power Loki had the Soul Gem in the Avngers. He gets em all, puts em in a glove and immediatly kills have of all knwon life in the universe.
Heroes are all like HOLY FUCK, DUDE WE NEED TO STOP HIM HOLY FUUUUCK. Thye roll up and Thanos is basically god. He straight up SLAUGHTERS them. Cyclops has his head encased in a lead box and suffocates. Iron Man is crused into a cube. Thor is fucked up badly. Captain America is the only one left standing and faces him down like a hardass but Thanos just shamses his shield and kills him.
Reality warping shit and wackiness occurs, all the heroes get revived, Thnos gets his shit ruined and we all live happily ever after.
So basically Thanos is kind of a big deal.
”Best description of the ‘Infinity Gauntlet’ storyline ever. (via champagnesafari)
There was a bit more to the story…
The fucking of Death. Yeah, it happened, and it was fantastic.
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